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Online Law School Talks About Campus Life

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

California School of Law has a section discussion campus life. That’s interesting since the campus is a space in front of your computer. Get your own beer!
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A No Brainer!

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting [...]

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Urine in my heart, forever.

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?

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Honorifics

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

Q. What do you call an attorney with a 60 IQ?
A. Your Honor.

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Ah, would you wait just a second, please…

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

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No, not Roberts!

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

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Where do you bury the survivors?

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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…or are you just ugly?

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Percipient Witness?

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

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Marriage terminated by…

April 9th, 2007 · No Comments

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

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